A funny thing happened on the way to the pub..

I was walking yesterday up to the pub at Erskineville for a get-together with former work colleagues and some ass-clown in one of the back streets here started shouting out “hey, do you wanna have sex?” He shouted this out a few times before graduating to “do you want a head-job?” Well I just ignored it, but seriously, what is it about a pregnant woman that makes idiots behave like that? Oh my, someone doesn’t know how the birds and the bees work if seeing a pregnant woman walking down the street makes one laugh. hmm.. anyway that’s my vent for the day.

Once I got up to the pub I think I started getting Braxton Hicks contractions. They were a bit painful – lower back radiating around to the front. Took a bit of concentration to get over them but after a while they stopped. I’ve had a couple more today. Bearable, but certainly a bit painful. I really should finish packing that bag.

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Aprill Allen

Collector of my own bad drafts & excellent one-liners. Current painting student; Three-time B-Arts dropout.

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